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Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ Oct 13, 2009 8:12PM

hey people!!!

wo hui lai le! after sarah said something about nuffnang ads and earning money!

WHOO HOO~!

next step is find out how to insert the nuffnang ads into my blog... maan.. it's gonna be tough. maybe onsugar has some thread on this or something?

Anyway, click on my ad every time you visit my blog kay? heh, i have to start advertising my status now! God knows how many people have forgotten poor ol' Amanda): i'm blogging at HOME on a WEDNESDAY at 10.55 A.M! hehe, i'm still playing facebook! moving on to Sims 2 at abput 11.30! Pet Society has been kind to me these few weeks! letting me win 500 coins every 3 to 4 days...

last time, it used to be 500 coins every 3 to 4 weeks -.- see, going on hiatus works wonders! i bet the people behind Pet Society must be like " OH NO! we're losing another player! QUICK! spam her with all the 500 coins lottery wins!" when they noticed i wasn't logging in to PS that often anymore:D Also, make a pseudo account! and use that account to gift you stuff! MUAHAHAHA!

that's what i use my boyfriend's pet society account for:D so if you see random gifts by Daryn, ITS ME!:D

Thank god i have a boyfriend who loves me so much!:D

oooh! the Sky's a lovely colour of Gold-Grey! It makes Singapore look like Paris! YAY! loves! okay, gosh, i'm getting distracted by FB!

my throat hurts! i think i have tonsilitis >< either that or a dust particles are having a really HUGE party going on there.... BE GONE DUST PARTICLES!

i'm gonna advertise my blog on FB! :D:D

SPLONK!

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word of the day: AWESOMENESS

Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ Aug 29, 2009 6:32AM

HAHA!

we succesfully carried out our covert mission!

can't wait for monday! it's gonna be teacher's day and we have a special celebration! plus, i so wanna see or hear someone's reaction:D

guys are just so goddamn clueless! :D they'll never know a hint even if it's like larger-than-life conspicuous! -.- okay that doesn't even make sense! whatever, you get what i'm trying to say. you're happy, i'm happy, the world goes round and round!

OMGOMGOMGOMG!

the bluetooth wireless control totally works man! i just used my listened to music from my phone through my lappy's speakers!

IN YOUR FACE CHON! BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

LOOK AT OUR CUTE BABIES!

Don't suan me okay, i know i have horrible photography skills ( what christine said) :D

burst 3 balloons just now though! maaan... i hope they find salvation in rubber heaven!

bluetooth control totally rocks socks! i feel so damn happy today! just got like $20:D WINDFALL~ hahahaha, found alot of nice, cheap shopping places! AM SO NOT GONNA SHARE MY KNOWLEDGE WITH YOU! i don't want those places filled with irritaing teeny boppers should you leak out these well kept secrets. if you really wanna know... i guess i could tell you one or two of them, BUT! GROVEL in front of me! MUAHAHAHAHA

BFFs don't have to though, they get the information FOC! :D

that's how much i love them!

our decorating didn't really go that well though, got interrupted by this eight-eyed monster with a prissy nose in the air and breasts tilted north

( according to chon:D go to her blog for details: goofypizzeria.onsugar.com)

i'm slowly being dehydrated cos the water in my jug gives me horrible aches!

my hypothalamus is therefore being stimulated as the water potential of my blood plasma is lower than normal, it in turn stimulates the piuitary gland which secretes more ADH( antidiuretic hormone) which increase the permeability of my kidney so that more water can be reabsorbed and the water potential of my blood plasma will return to normal!

i so deserve to pass my biology! damn that one mark!

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TODAY!

Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ Aug 28, 2009 5:03AM

had a great day! found out that i had at least 2 good results - english and pure history! *whoops in delight*

i'm finally able to get my buddy in KidsREAD to open up to me:D chon came to help out too and we spent most of the session drawing:D

Chon drew the love of her life while i drew these 2 horrible images of the supposed characters in the book we were reading

my buddy did something damn sweet! she gave me this picture with a ring, a flower, a boat with 2 people in it and a handbag house!

all coloured in varying shades of pink! HAHAHA

so cute right!

the other girl has selective autism and glares at everybody * shivers*

but she finally uttered something:D

we're making progress people!

meeting chon tmr morning to go popular to get some stuff:D SO EXCITED

and my luscious hair is making my heart palpitate! Shu Wei, i know you're jealous! HEE:D:D

the secret people... is to use ELLIPS, readily available at watson's. Priced at about $12, it contains 50 capsules of highly conecntrated hair vitamins. slather it on at night and wake up in the morning to Sleek Shiny Bouncy hair:D

ellips should sooooo pay me for advertising for them!

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Random Musings

Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ Aug 27, 2009 7:30AM

Currently wearing blue doreamon pyjamas, sitting in front of my SONY CS VAIO kiaping the phone and trying to comfort my boyfriend. I just asked him to shut up awhile ago and now he's emo-ing.Currently, our conversation is going like somewhat like this

Me: daaaaaaaaaaaaaarling, don't sad already lah!

Daryn: mmm

Me: DAAAAAAAAAAARLING): i'm SORRY, i didn't mean to ask you to shut up, i was just joking!

Daryn: mmm okay

-silence-

Life has been abit more interesting lately with the addition of Facebook and sorority life:Dplus Vera sent me The Great Escape accoustic version! so addictive laaah! i feel like i'm floating on cloud nine whenever i hear the song:D

Life today has been more or less horrible with me failing 3 papers but i received this super encouraging message from my beloved boyfriend and had my usual clique of friends - shu wei, hui min, alicia, vera, louisa to comfort me so was much better.

my hair is getting better by the day:D

its getting stronger, shinier and less frizzy, LOVES~!

my life has a new source of entertainment, chon's love of her life!

my post may be abit dead today cos i think i'm kinda emo again...

MAN!

CHEER UP AMANDA!:D

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Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ Jul 14, 2009 4:38AM

YAY!
i'm in love with my Berry Purple Sony CS VAIO!
:D

i bought in like the last week of june hols( yes i know, i suck at updating my blog)
and i got a wad of $50 notes beforehand!
can you imagine how rich i felt!?
i even considered not buying my laptop and going on a shopping spree:D:D

anyway, my laptop is so bloody chio and so much faster then my lao pok pok desktop:D
i just saved $50 and i'm so darn proud of myself.
yah yah its not a big deal for you rich suckers out there but its a feat for me okay.
i camwhored with my cash but i was super unphotogenic that day for some sad reason.

okay, my fashion in posting is this, i will go on a hiatus for like months
but once its over, i'll spam like crazy:D
& i like my wavy hair:D

wave wave wave~
i just baked chocolate chip muffins and everybody said it was NICE!
maybe i should consider taking food sciences or something
F&N!
bought bloody lot of masks when i was at sasa and am getting addicted to them(:
christine says i'm adventurous or something cos i dare to try those kuku brands.
heh, i've always harboured this hope that one day i'll find some miraculous product that nobody has ever heard of.
if i do, i won't tell you unless you suck up to me cos i'm selfish that way! :D

MY PLAN FOR END OF YEAR HOLS

Once SPA is over,i'll look for A JOB *angels start singing and rays of light appear from heaven*
Then i'll earn MONEY * more angels, more light*
hopefully a thousand a month * face lights up at thought of money*
and go shopping! YAY!

-THE END-

my gosh, because of the stupid H1N1 thingy, we have to sit in single rows and i'm seperated from my chonniekins!
i've just developed this penchant for True Singapore Ghost Stories, great boredom busters btw during those lame lessons like PC or CME.
the stories are totally bogus lah, they wrote in about fairy godmnothers-.-
and genies who apparently seal up your womb so you can't conceive-.-

okay i don't have the third eye so i have no idea if its true, don't want to know either, hahahaha.
seventh month is coming, then i'll be afraid to take the lift down:/

next year worst, leap year, hungry ghost festival lasts for 2 months!
i pray, really really hard that i won't see anthing, whether its my own relatives, people who have a crush on me, people who i've known in my past life or even claudia,don't get mistaken though, i love you very much:D

hahahaha! okay imma bake my durian/chocolate muffins now:D
they're in high demand! WHOOTS~

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Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ Jun 15, 2009 7:35AM

i have reinvented myself!
no more thinking: " aiyah, surely no chance to win one lah"
or
" i bet everybody else took the gift/chance/ opening already"

I, Amanda Jnae Andrews, vow, from today onwards, to think positively, give myself a chance and to have hope in all that i do!

To prove this point to myself and others, i have taken part in 2 lucky draw kinda thing in CLEO :D
yay me!

one is this chance to win some kiehl's skin care product and the other is to win this Juicy Couture perfume!
root for me people!

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Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ Jun 15, 2009 6:52AM

okay this post is so severely outdated!
My darling and i went to sentosa!!
...to build sand castles on 3rd june!

Our sand figurines!

our gorgeous selves!

Our future home :D

us at coffee bean!

saw isabella and gang there and kept bumping into them there!
My skin looks so damn flawless in the pictures( to me lah at any rate)
I had a great day that day thanks to my darling who valiently helped me build sandcastles despite the gayness factor!
i love you darling!:D

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Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ May 29, 2009 7:10PM

YAY!
got 11/43 for class position!
sad thing, its only because i passed english
but who cares!
*does the happy dance*
i got 21 for my L1R4 and 27 for L1R5.
BOO!
i failed BIOLOGY!

OMG! i just realised its officially the start of the holidays!
time to look for a job!

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BACKSTAB!

Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ May 28, 2009 6:46AM

back⋅stab

:to attempt to discredit (a person) by underhanded means, such as innuendo, accusation, or the like.

I could probably write one whole book about my hatred for them, but not today(:
let's just start of with one paragraph for now.

Fill in the blank by choosing the correct option.

backstabbers are_________________________________________
a) Conniving bitches/bastards who are just fucking jealous of your awesomness
b) Insecure assholes who need to bitch to feel happy about their undesirable sorry selves
c) Friendless people who make up rumours to attract attention.
d) People whom many dislike and backstab just to get back at anyone and everyone, even when
nobody has done anything to them. Ever.
e) All of the above.

I know i'm great and all and that i have many covetable qualities, but really, there's no need to bitch about me just so that you can feel better about yourself.
Do i make you feel ignoble? If yes, i'm glad.
If not, then let me just inform you that sooner or later( sooner rather than later) you'll start to feel it(:
I pity you and your oh-so-boring life. Obviously, you have nothing better to do because your days have been spent on useless activities such as...i don't know, figuring ways to have more "influential" friends?
you ass-kisser.

Anyway, as an anonymous person once said and i quote,
" A giraffe and a pig will never get together"
How true, imagine the genetic mutations that might've formed.
*shudders*
That, is the most antithetic combination i've ever heard of.
but i guess anything is possible in love huh?
maybe you'll propagate and give birth to spotted pigs with horns or something, EW!
You bitch.

Anyway, you're not just a backstabber, you're a stupid one at that.
who bitches about A in front of A's good friend?
that is just plain moronic.
However, you don't really suit the term Bimbo.
you certainly fit the brainless part, but definitely not the one about being beautiful.
hello... you're a pig remember!
how pretty can pigs be anyway.
even if you dress them up in silks and ribbons and made up their face with Chanel, they'll still look terrible
know the proverb: you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear?
yup, that's you!
... not the part about silk purse please.

oh well, i'm done(:
my advice to you?
stop offending people, you'll get into serious trouble.

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Technology is BIASED!!!

Posted By AMANDAtheGREAT ~ May 27, 2009 8:50AM

WHY ARE THE FABULOUS LAPTOPS ALWAYS SO EXPENSIVE!!!
WHY WHY WHY!
DOES IT COST $500 MORE JUST TO ADD A NICE PURPLE COVER YOU STUPID PEOPLE OVER AT SONY! GAH!

sony vaio CS series would have been my ideal laptop were it not for the price-.-
it costs $1, 999 which my mum says its a tad too high
and it only comes with Core 2 duo processor P8600(2.40Ghz)
which is too low for my father's liking...
and they want me to look at toshiba and dell.
TOSHIBA! where its most fashionable laptop is like black and white and chunky??
that's their idea of fashionable!
what is wrong with the world!

Dell... it just sucks.

Can't the MEN over at SONY deal with the fact that not all women are bimbos and that we want substance+ style!
is it that hard to give us both?
what's so difficult about just recolouring the laptop purple, is that so hard??
and what's up with skins anyway.
they suck!
i mean, they're all translucent and you can see that background of the laptop underneath it.
plus its expensive.
also, the pictures/designs aren't clear.

why can't sony hire me to design their laptop covers anyway.
i seriously doubt a chio-er laptop costs $500 more.
look at ACER!
its good, BUT, the only drawback is that its design is hideous!
combine the substantiation of ACER and the chioness of SONY!
KA-BOOM! *perfect lappy for women appears*

Men are sexists!
Sony is sexist!
Acer is sexist!

I aim to be the future chairWOMAN of the World's Feminist Organization!
nuff' said

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